POSITIONS.

THIS IS THE CURRENT STATE OF THE 'FAMILY'.

The 'Family' is so called because we are in this for the long term and a run of 30 books followed by 30 films with a film a year starting in January 2016. The people wishing to join the 'Family' must be committed to acting in the book they were written in to. There will be a two or three year gap between the publishing of a book and its corresponding film. The filming type will be reality where the cast will be given what they have to achieve and left to it with the cameras rolling. We are not after actors just people who can be totally natural in front of cameras. All must be aware that the biggest loudest explosions ever used in film, live ammunition firing in all shots including tracer fire with British army type weaponry, will be used. The Author wants everything real! We will have a programme to keep all those involved in employment all year round. The X Team will not be defending us with diplomacy ! No damp pussies (wet cats) here please, if you do not like Army type guns this will not be for you!

MAIN CAST.

ROSS BOND. Must be between 20 and 30, a soldier type

NOT FOUND.

MAIN CAST.

TAISIA. Bad tempered tall girl with a Russian accent please.

NOT FOUND.

MAIN CAST.

HARRY. Schoolboy type about 12 on or near January 2016 start date.

NOT FOUND.

MAIN CAST.

TWINS. We have left this to The Twins Agency in London.

ONGOING.

MAIN CAST.

SAKURA. Sakura is an Actroid of a super Cute Asian girl.

PART FILLED.

SECONDARY CAST.

HARRYS' PARENTS. Wallace and Georgette. See Character page for brief.

NOT FOUND.

SECONDARY CAST.

ROSS' DAD. Could be the Father of the main man in real life. Not many appearances but often a voice on the phone.

NOT FOUND.

SECONDARY CAST.

PABLO AND DENISE. A couple living in a terraced house in Wales will do. Husband from Spain and Wife from Wales.

NOT FOUND.

SECONDARY CAST.

DAVE. Ross' Dads' friend and the mechanic for the Z Cars Mini.

PART FILLED.

SECONDARY CAST.

TOM THE SEA CAPTAIN. Could be owner of a Spanish Villa and a motor cruiser in Spain. Occasional parts.

NOT FOUND.

SECONDARY CAST.

SAS INSTRUCTOR. Real SAS Instructor or someone who could play the part. In most books and an Airsoft unit could be required also.

ONGOING.

SECONDARY CAST.

DAVES' DAUGHTER KELLY. Appears with Dave. Extremely pretty. Disney dresses and is fancied by Harry who treats her like a Princess.

ONGOING.

CAMEO.

TAKE AWAY OWNER. We will ask Jackie Chan and fund his Charity.

ONGOING.ake

CAMEO.

TAKE AWAY OWNERS SON. Fancies Sakura. Tell us who you think should play this person. He never finds out Sakura is not human.

ONGOING.a

CAMEO.

MI6 LIASON. Will be asking the Bond team if they will lend us Daniel Craig and Judy Dench for this cameo. Their Charities will benefit.

ONGOING.

 

CAMERA 1.a

Cameras are by SONY and will be 3D 8K. Camera Operators will have to be able to film all day with these handhelds in a reality TV style.aC

NOT FOUND.

CAMERA 2.a

Cameras are by SONY and will be 3D 8K. The best of the days footage will be used in the films.

NOT FOUND.

CAMERA 3.a

Cameras are by SONY and will be 3D 8K. The 8K format is 10X better than HD 1080p.

NOT FOUND.

CAMERA 4.a

Cameras are by SONY and will be 3D 8K. Cameras still under development.

NOT FOUND.

HIGH SPEED CAMERA.

Camera will run fast enough to capture bullets travelling in mid air etc. without the jerky one frame at a time stuff you sometimes see.

ONGOING.

PYROTECNICIAN.

Only insane people may apply Paul.

ONGOING.

AN ARMY.

Only an Army from the European Union. Must be British.

ONGOING.

AN AIR FORCE.

Only an Air Force from the European Union. Must be British and Royal.

ONGOING.

A NAVY.

Only a Navy from the European Union please. Must be British.

ONGOING.

A CADET UNIT.

Must be from Wales and have a noisy Commander.

ONGOING.

VIDEO EDITING.

Is not expected to have knowledge of the latest computerized editing software because it does not exist yet.

NOT FOUND.

VIDEO EDITING.

Must be able to hassle the above.

NOT FOUND.

CATERING.

Only the worst grease laden chip wagon please. No health food as we will not be feeding 'Jessies'. And no Council cleanliness certificates either.

NOT FOUND.

ADMIN.

Visitor Centre staff.

NOT YET REQUIRED.

SAFETY OFFICER.

Must work closely with complete gun nutcases and Pyromaniacs.

NOT FOUND.